Excuse me? What have you done with my hours?

Err.

There appear to be fewer hours in the day in Champaign than there are in D.C.

I am getting up at the same time, or earlier.

I am going to bed at the same time, or later.

I am spending less time wandering aimlessly through the internet.

I am getting in less exercise.

Yet I am getting in essentially no time on my dissertation and can't even seem to fit in a nice long afternoon walk for my poor pup.

I know that my D.C. days don't often include meetings or lectures, but it doesn't seem like that can possibly account for the drastic reduction in available time.

Therefore, I can only conclude that someone has stolen some hours from my day.

Please give them back.

Thanks.