Belts and Bagginess
I've lost a bit of weight since I arrived in Ecuador. I'm not sure how much weight, poundage-wise, because, well, one inevitably weighs less here in Quito because of being on the equator and at high altitude. Plus, I don't have a scale of my own.
However, my weight-loss isn't just about the change in altitude. Nor is it just an illusion caused by the lack of a clothes-dryer to provide the much needed service of pants-shrinkage. It's most definitely a reality, unless altitude and stretching can make me lose a third of a cup size and flatten my tummy.
Now, it's not that I object to losing a little weight, but I have to admit that the loss could have come at a better time. You see, I'm not a huge fan of the sorts of clothes available in Ecuadorian malls (really, inordinate amounts of polyester). Plus, we aren't exactly rolling in cash. So, since the majority of this weight loss took place at the very beginning of my trip, I've been walking around for going on four months now looking very much like a pre-growth-spurt kid in her older sister's hand-me-downs.
Anna found the situation pretty amusing when she was here. And really, there is just something basically ridiculous about having to belt a pair of pants (admittedly, already a bit baggy before I left the states) until the fabric buckles in order to keep them up.
This morning, the baggy clothes situation reached a new low. Faced with the alternative of hitching my black dress pants up every two steps or pairing my nice-ish pants with my decidedly worn belt, I chose the belt. The result was, um, rather silly looking. Still, losing my pants in the middle of a Quito intersection seemed comparatively more silly.

6 comments:
I happen to think that looks cool.
No lie.
i agree with candy rant. tres butch.
I absolutely agree. That's hawt!
Now, send some of that waist-slimming mojo my way. But keep the cup-decreasing powers to yerself.
Oh, good heavens, I've lost my pants in the middle of a Quito intersection more times than I can count.
But I have a question: how can you tell you've lost exactly one-third of a cup size? Maybe you'd like me to grope--er, I mean, uh, "measure"--you so we can get a handle on this cup size situation...?
all right, all right. i'll rock the grungy belt and dress pants look for y'all someday. Candy, you'll have to come back to 315 to see it.
Juicy, i guess i don't know for sure that it's a third of a cup ... maybe i could use some help... it's just that the bra that was supposedly my size but that i kept slightly bulging out of in May now fits me perfectly ... so a third seemed like a reasonable figure...
also, Juicy, a) why have i not been around to see you lose your pants in a Quito intersection and b) don't you mean "dropped"?
oh, and mgm, here's the recipe:
Altitude (which decreases appetite at first)
Bad Kitchen
Being alone (and therefore less inclined to cook/bake)
2 bouts of stomach flu and/or diarrhea
Lots of walking at high altitude & with hills
Large lunches, small dinners
Meals high in starch, low in fats and dairy
Limited social life (so reduced dessert eating, snacking, and drinking)
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